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Luke, I'm Not Your Father! [Jun. 20th, 2010|12:55 pm]
Tomas Gallucci
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So I got a text message at 0730 this morning that said:

Happy Father's Day

It was from a local, in-town number which confused the hell out of me. So I texted back:

Who is this

and got this response:

Come on man R** D***** wow! You think you know somebody! LOL!

So I went to Facebook to bitch about it:

So someone sent me a text message at 0730 saying Happy Father's Day, but I don't recognize the number. Regardless, LUKE, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!

So to top it off, I just got a voice mail. I'm using Google Voice now, so I'll just post the transcript behind a cut with commentary:

Johnson, I'm just going to start hair, so this is just returning with. I'm not sure if you call me or you, you know. Let me know what my note you notify meeting last week that would be picked up by stuff like that. Congratulations. And that's cool, and I just calling to see each Happy Father's day. I just have a little chat. I've probably get back to you later on in the week on a couple of deadlines right now but all the best as you move forward. Not sure when your appointment starts, but hopefully get a chance to talk to you later. The for G C on Wednesday. Alright take care now. Bye bye. Yes.

The transcript is very inaccurate. Listening to the voice mail isn't much better, but the gist of it is that the person for whom the voice mail was intended just got picked up by South Atlantic ("stuff like that").

Let me be clear (no, I'm not about to lie to you like Obama does when he uses that phrase) I have NOT fathered anything nor have I been picked up by Southern Atlantic. However, if someone wants to hire me as a writer, instructions are in my profile.

Happy Father's Day!

From: snapper521
2010-07-19 05:53 pm (UTC)

I literally am wiping tears here I'm laughing so hard. :-D

That VM is twisted; sounds like an idiot Indian or Pakistani. LOL
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[User Picture]From: schpydurx
2010-07-19 05:54 pm (UTC)
No, just bad voice to text by Google.
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From: snapper521
2010-07-19 08:59 pm (UTC)
Ah. KK.
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