I was so confident that no one would get this, I was willing to put up my own hard earned dollars.
For those of you who don't know, I ran a contest
on my blog offering the first person who correctly guessed the answer to the only question in the contest
either a $25 Amazon.com gift card or a year's subscription to The Limbaugh Letter
. No one came close to the right answer.
Googling wouldn't have helped either. There was only one news story that came up under a query that should have yielded hundreds of redundant stories about this issue. The competition question is as follows:What is the significance of today, April 10, 2009 in American politics?
I'll give you a hint. Googling Julio Osegueda
only came up with one story
. I saved the link
from two months ago about this news item. Still don't know? Give up?
The answer is tonight, Julio Osegueda
, someone Supreme Dictator for Life His Royal Majesty Lord Barack Obama The Most Merciful said has "good communication skills" is to be the color commentator for the Fort Myers Miracle's first home game.
But no one seems to care.
Sixty days ago, Julio Osegueda captivated the nation, despite not being able to form a complete thought and ask an intelligent question. Barry's answer wasn't any better. Yes he sounded
polished, but that's just "lipstick on a pig." (Remember that catchy phrase from the campaign?) So where are all the stories about this great communicator now? As far as I can tell, there have been zero (0) stories about tonight's color commentary. Hell, it doesn't even look like the Miracle's website
is promoting Osegueda.
I wonder if Osegueda feels used. Probably not. He'd have to first be aware that was
being used. Too bad he's to dumb to not know.
Julio, if you're reading this let me tell you something pal: No one cares about you now that you're not standing in the same room as The Messiah.
For additional yucks, I'm including the Youtube video of Julio Osegueda's Q&A with Barry along with a 7:36 montage of Barry stuttering through a 41 minute speech. No "uh"s were repeated.