How cute. You have an imaginary girlfriend. wink nod, sure she is your girlfriend Tomas. We all believe you.

No, you can not get a free subscription to our new website. I might give you a comped rate, however.

Does she realize that she is your girlfriend?

additional comment: Why does your girlfriends profile say "single and loving it!" ???

because I haven't changed it since I set up the profile, and my life doesn't revolve around the internet, so I haven't had the time to change it. And why are you so concerned about it?

Oh and just one more question. Why are you being such a d*ck about it? Its not like your gunna get any anyways.

That was mature. But really, what can we expect from someone who "dates" someone they have never met? What does that say about you?

wow, that was impressively mature. Insulting an indivual that you have no prior information on. If it would please you to know, i spend the vast majority of my life working very hard to affect the community that I live in and earn an appointment to one of the service academies. It's for this reason that I typically don't have the time to comment on Tom's half-baked and.... well, gay posts.

Apparently you can feel my concerns through text. That's substancial, I feel as if i already know you. And, if i ever found it necessary to get some pussy from you, I would seriously consider pursuing an alternate life-style.

Dork? He's being a dork? Dyke! He's a lesbian, trapped in a man's body? No, wait...um, Dack! I knew a guy in high school named Dack. No, that's not right either. Hrm. Durk. Like in Team America: World Police "Burkalurkadurka!"

Congratulations.

Thanks!

This calls for a sexy party!

It really doesn't.

Liz and I are going to have a sexy party all weekend long. You're not invited (though I will put you up in the cigar bar if you invite yourself ;) ).

Now that's kickin' it oldskool!