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Back to Bash(.org) [Feb. 19th, 2009|12:18 am]
Tomas Gallucci
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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[User Picture]From: tcpip
2009-02-19 08:55 pm (UTC)
I am so telling my partner that the overripe sweet potato in the kitchen is hers..
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[User Picture]From: schpydurx
2009-02-20 12:58 am (UTC)
That's the style, Lou!
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[User Picture]From: ehowton
2009-02-19 09:10 pm (UTC)

Charming. No, really.

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses are beautiful and fragrant and expensive - they have a long history of denoting love and devotion.
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to liven a flowerbed, and fill the room with aroma, drawing attention to itself as a thing of beauty.
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "I will spare no expense to show you how much I love you, and your beauty is personified in this gorgeous flower."
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatoes are fucking root vegetables, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, they're not even a flowering plant, and they're cheap as hell.
IronChef Foicite: they're also ugly as sin. all lumpy and misshapen.
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i eschew tradition because i'm a cheap bastard and don't think you're worth a rose."
IronChef Foicite: and potatoes may be ugly, but you can cook them and use them for food.
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "get in the kitchen and cook me a goddamn potato, bitch"
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