|Howton has an Orgy
||[Jul. 7th, 2008|09:40 pm]
I was going to make a post tonight entitled, "Gettin' Fucked", but through a breathtaking turn of events, something that ehowton
said would never
happen has happened: I've been banned from his site!
For those of you who would like to join in the impending orgy, please point your browsers to http://ehowton.livejournal.com/205988.html
and leave a comment cheering the old boy on! Anonymous commenting is allowed at the time of this writing and no doubt would be encouraged.Please join the orgy now before it's too late!
: I am a goddess of humbleness. Mere mortals bow before my self-effacing nature. The streets are strewn with the bodies of men despairing over my discretion.
I say, "Go fuck yourself, you lying sack of shit."
Just give them the short version: http://ehowton.livejournal.com/205988.html?thread=6066084#t6066084
Oh, and I unbanned you. I was simply trying to prove a point.
Of course that means you can post that comment directly to her now, though I suspect it was easier to say it here, when you were banned, to use that as an excuse to do so.
Good luck to you sir.
Unbanning me is no fun, but I will take use of the oppurtunity, ya goddamned party pooper.
2008-07-08 01:10 am (UTC)
You have gone too far. Hope you find out what you really want, I don't even think you know what you want anymore. The rest of us do, and some would even help you... crying shame.
something that ehowton said would never happen has happened: I've been banned from his site!
I said I would never ban you based on your ignorance or retardation, and you promised that it was not possible for you to get more
Quid pro quo, sir. You failed to hold up your end.
It's kind of funny to watch you two swinging your dicks at each other. Maybe y'all need to take a 6 month breather from each other, because it's like watching one of those bad boyfriend/girlfriend fights, where nothing is as bad as the two of them make it out to be, but rather there's just things between the two causing problems in the relationship that aren't spoken about, or if they are, not very seriously.
From an outsider's point of view, it looks like you two are making a mountain out of a molehill. From a man's point of view, you two are embarrassing the gender. Leave the bitchy infighting to the women. Go have a couple of beers, throw a few punches at each other, make up and be happy.
I have to admit its probably amusing only to us; likely not those watching.
Amusing in a way that doesn't reflect well on you two, I fear.
Whatever. Quit changing the facts--people are going to start mistaking you for Bill Clinton or Bill Gates.