I've met a lot of people in the short time I've been on earth...Over the next few entries, I plan to post about them.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I think I see where this "series" of yours is going: NOWHERE.

Go to hell. It's a work in progress. Some of us have more things to do with their life the post on Live Journal.

I'm sorry - I didn't mean it that way at all. All I meant was you'd said you were going to post this weekend. I didn't set those goals sir, you did.

Nice avatar!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

... I was going to enquire as to your surprising brevity, but I'm afraid you're going to shout at me like you did to poor ehowton. *wibble*

No, I wouldn't shout at you. You didn't bug and bug and bug me to post this weekend.

Bug you? You mean bug you as in ask you why you told me you would and then didn't? Again sir, I ask you, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

He only bugs you because he likes your posts. We all do.

Well....you know, not this one, obviously.

I wouldn't use some mopey-ape picture to convey this thought. You know what bugs me? YOUR BIG MOPEY APE!

How have you managed to get 77 (erm, 78) comments out of this?

Clearly, he used his super-stupendous monkey powers!

Never under-estimate my monkey powers!