Some of you may remember my my first few attempts
at blogging. I had recently been introduced to bash.org
and though I have never "hung out" on the site, it is amusing to go back and read the quotes from time to time.
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
I've always laughed at the quote in question
and thought it would be a nice prank to pull someday. I got that opportunity a bit ago.
I sit down and pay all the bills at once in two cycles: the end of the month bills and the first of the month bills. My New Egg account falls into the latter category. I had a slight charge I still owed on my Preferred account, but I thought I had paid it all off when I paid the end of the month bills, but the online account said no, nor had the money cleared the bank. I searched high and low for where I printed the receipt, but alas it was not to be found.
I called New Egg and told them how I had never missed a payment and always paid early, that I mistakingly thought I had paid this month's bill and that I wanted to pay off the balance on the account. They agreed to waive the late fee, but she said that since I was past the cycle, she could only waive $5 of the $15 fee and that I would have to call back once my next statement was issued.
I called back once my statement cycled, explained the situation and New Egg agreed to credit me the late fee...except they credited me $3.27 too much. I thought that they would correct their error, but they did not. Remembering the above referenced quote, I decided not to purchase anything from New Egg until they cut me a check.
I don't know what I'll purchase with this check. I think I may get whester a copy of Word and Mavis Beacon so that he can learn to type and have a spell checker at his disposal. meme stolen from swashbuckler3321. My username is _____ because ____.schpydurx
because once-upon-a-time The Score Station
used to be named schpydurx.com, but according to DJ Thresher it was too expensive to renew the domain name some such and the site disappeared inexplicably. I took the name in honor of the site. My only chagrin in the who ordeal is that I wish I would have either named my LJ ProfessorTom as I did with my Xanga
or have named them both schpydurx. This has cause no small amount of consternation
.2. My name is _____ because ______.
Tomas because I'm Italian. Please note the absence of an "h".3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
mulitplayer vi based off of this quote
modified appropriately for the Unix freak in me.4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
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It's a Unix joke.5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
The Joker poster from Dark Knight
. I used to carry around the "You make kitty scared" avatar until ehowton
pulled his joke
. I chose this avatar because the Behold!
avatar from The Fountain
which was briefly my default user pic doesn't go well with various blogs. Also, I like the fully-saturated yet dark colors in this avatar. Plus, not knowing that this is the Joker, one might mistake the avatar for a pimp!